by Eric Montgomery June 26, 2018

We've assembled a baker's dozen of the best quotes about beer -- scroll down to see the full list.

1. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy

~ Benjamin Franklin

Beer is proof that God loves us

2. He was a wise man who invented beer

~ Plato

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3. A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure

~ Czech Proverb

 

4. All right, brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer

~ Homer Simpson

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5. For a quart of Ale is a dish for a king

~ William Shakespeare

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6. Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza

~ Dave Barry

 

7. Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world

~ Kaiser Wilhelm

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8. I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day

~ Frank Sinatra

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(Ok, maybe it's not about beer specifically, but I'll give Frank a pass here).

9. What care I how time advances? I am drinking ale today

~ Edgar Allan Poe

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10. Make sure that the beer – four pints a week – goes to the troops under fire before any of the parties in the rear get a drop

~ Sir Winston Churchill

Sir Winston Churchill

11. You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of football team, or some nuclear weapons, but in the very least you need a beer

~ Frank Zappa

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12. Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world!

~ Jack Nicholson

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13. I am a person who drinks...

~ Tyrion Lannister

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Got any other good craft beer quotes we've forgotten? Post your favorite beer quotes in the comments and we may add them to future versions of our custom bottle openers. Speaking of...

Today is your lucky day -- you can get one of our .50 Caliber Bottle Openers featuring your choice of these 13 quotes! If you're like me you can never have enough craft beer gadgets, and these unique .50 Cal Bottle Openers will make the perfect gift for the craft beer lover who has everything. 

Make it a custom engraved bottle opener by adding personalization to the reverse side or a customized gift box. As always, these .50 Cal Craft Beer Bottle Openers are 100% made and sourced in America and ship for FREE in the USA!

Click the photo below to shop!

.50 Caliber Craft Beer Bottle Opener

And if you want something a little easier to carry around with you....

You can now get those same 13 craft beer quotes on our 7.62mm Keychain Bottle Openers -- click the photo below to shop:

Craft Beer Quotes 7.62mm Keychain Bottle Opener


 

Eric Montgomery
Eric Montgomery

A 2004 graduate of the US Naval Academy, Eric served as a Marine Corps infantry officer for 7 years before joining Bullets2Bandages in 2012.